- Kai: The jock running the school
- D.O: The try-hard wannabe
- Kris: The metrosexual heartthrob
- Chanyeol: The class clown
- Lay: The quiet, cool kid
- Suho: Class representative (the teacher's pet)
- Tao: The emo kid who writes "inspirational, deep-meaning" poetry
- Chen: The school's h4x0r/computer club president
- Luhan: The kawaii-desu!! nerd ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (the weeaboo)
- Sehun: The harmless stoner
- Baekhyun: The sexually-active band geek
- Xiumin: The insecure "little fatty" who eats alone at lunch
